NOT OkCupid - Message Fails

Messages from strange individuals on the dating site OkCupid
I don’t even know.

I don’t even know.

What? 

What? 

So close.

So close.

Uh.

Uh.

Scoff.

Scoff.

Critique: I know why you’re single.

Critique: I know why you’re single.

Thanks?

Thanks?

Why wouldn’t I be attracted to such divine eloquence? 

Why wouldn’t I be attracted to such divine eloquence? 

Nice to meet you, come drink on a stranger’s roof.

Nice to meet you, come drink on a stranger’s roof.

All I can say: wut. 

All I can say: wut. 

Uhh, no. No, thanks.

Uhh, no. No, thanks.

A for effort.

A for effort.


FFS.

The face really sells it.

FFS.

The face really sells it.